By Mercedes Singleton | Updated May 9, 2025
🎙️ Michelle Obama’s Podcast FLOPPED?! PLUS, Divorce & Jennifer Aniston Rumors?! 🤯
💥 Now, y’all, let’s talk about it! Our former First Lady, Michelle Obama, just dropped a new podcast called “Michelle Obama: The Light Podcast”, and baby, it did NOT do what it was supposed to do! 🚨 Despite all the hype, all the promo, and all the media pushin’ it like it’s the hottest thing out—it flopped HARD. 📉 The new update is Michelle allegedly admitted she was a man in an online chat. No, we don’t believe it is true that’s for sure. The bigger news we tryin to find out is she headed for a divorce? Again, we don’t think so even if they have been struggling that is normal for any relationship. The former failed President has enough bad online presence after calling out black men to vote for the crooked Hillary Clinton and the last one Kamala, she was even a bigger flop with her word salads and loss of investors billion dollars.
But hold up—‘cause that ain’t even the juiciest part. 🍵👀 There’s been some MESSY rumors floatin’ around about Michelle and Barack’s marriage bein’ on the rocks, and word on the street is that Barack Obama is linked to none other than Jennifer Aniston! 😳
📉 Where the Listens At?! 🧐
When somebody like Michelle Obama speaks, you’d think folks would be tuned in 📻—but nope, the numbers AIN’T numberin’! 😬 With all the high-powered guests and top-tier production, this podcast was supposed to be THE moment. But instead? Crickets. 🦗 Raps.co bringing you all the Hip Hop News and Rap News everyday!
💨 Even after Spotify threw big bucks behind the rollout, it failed to chart high or pull in major engagement. 😳 Like, where are the listeners at?! 📉👀 You’d think a podcast from a woman as influential as Michelle would be a must-listen, but instead, folks been out here scrollin’ right past it like it don’t even exist. 😬
🗣️ Talkin’ ‘Bout What Exactly?! 🤷🏾♀️
One of the biggest issues? Sis ain’t really sayin’ much. 🚫 While Michelle and her guests—like Issa Rae—chop it up about life, struggles, and wisdom, it’s givin’ a whole lotta nothin’. 💤
It’s like, what’s the POINT?! If people gon’ dedicate 45+ minutes of their time to a podcast, it gotta be fire, engaging, and packed with something fresh. 🔥 But instead, Michelle’s convo felt dry, repetitive, and preachy.
💬 “We already know what she thinks about life, marriage, and politics,” one online critic said. “She just out here repackaging the same message in different words.”
Even the so-called “lighthearted” moments felt… forced. Nobody wanna hear a former First Lady talkin’ ‘bout cleanin’ the house and childhood chores like it’s groundbreaking. 🧹😂
💰 Money Can’t Buy Listeners 😵💫
Now, let’s talk promo ‘cause babyyy, they did EVERYTHING to push this podcast. 📢💰
💎 Major media outlets hyped it up.
💎 Social media campaigns were EVERYWHERE.
💎 They pulled in big-name guests to try and boost the show.
👀 And STILL?! Nobody cared like that! 🙃 The engagement numbers stayed low, the conversation around it died quick, and at the end of the day—people just ain’t rockin’ with it. 🤷🏾♀️ The good news is at Raps.co we bring you great Rap Music!
👀 Michelle & Barack Divorcing?! The Streets Talkin’…
💔 Now, let’s get into the real tea that got folks talkin’ even more than her podcast—Michelle and Barack might not be as picture-perfect as we thought. 😳
🌪️ Rumors been swirlin’ that Michelle and Barack been livin’ separate lives for a while now. Some sources even claim Michelle been feelin’ some type of way about how much time Barack been spendin’ away from her. 👀
💭 And then, the REAL shocker?! Some blogs are out here claimin’ that Barack been linked to none other than Hollywood’s sweetheart—Jennifer Aniston! 😱
🤔 Now look, we ain’t sayin’ it’s true, but the streets been whisperin’ about it, and Michelle ain’t been shy about feelin’ “lonely” lately. 👀 On top of that, the timing is real suspicious—her podcast floppin’, the divorce rumors heatin’ up, and now Barack’s name gettin’ thrown in the mix with Jennifer Aniston?! 🫣
🏆 The Final Verdict: L or W? 🤔
Look, Michelle Obama is forever gon’ be an ICON. 💯 But this podcast? It’s givin’ L. ❌
📢 If you gon’ enter the podcast game, you gotta bring heat, bring energy, and bring something NEW. Instead, this just felt like another celebrity trying to do a podcast for the sake of doing a podcast.
🔥 And as for the divorce rumors? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure—Michelle Obama got a LOT goin’ on right now, and not much of it is lookin’ good. 👀
👀 But what y’all think?! Is Michelle Obama’s podcast a major flop or is the world just hatin’? And do y’all believe these divorce rumors, or is it just gossip?! Drop your thoughts below! 👇🏾💬
