By Candy Spencer, Staff Writer | š Publication Date: April 14, 2025
š„ RAPSCO Says “Nah, Crusty!” šØ
Ole Crusty has completely lost it, what was he thinking going on stage at a flop Coachella Festival trying to maniputlate the youth with his fake climate change? Only mother nature can change the climate, what are we going to do create a massive steel oracle that sucks in pollution? Are we going to shut down every factory in the world? The earth was made by the God Almighty, He definately place the right ingrediants to make the planet go around. He does not need man to try and fix what isn’t broken. Ole Crusty continues to spew his non-sense and propangada to the less fortunate and black communities to nab their loot and votes…..then he knows them no mo!
šµ Coachella 2025: Overpriced Chaos & Political Side-Eyes šŖ
Aināt no wayyyyy we just saw Sen. Bernie Sandersāthe Ole Crusty dude himselfāpop up at Coachella like he was part of the lineup! 𤯠RAPSCO is side-eyeing this whole situation HARD. Between the $10 water bottles, 100-degree heat, and flop performances, this festival is already a hot messānow we got politicians crashing the party? Nah, fam.
š¤ Bernieās Uninvited Sermon: “Trump Bad, Climate Real” š
Bernie took the stage like he was about to drop the hottest diss track of 2025, but instead, he hit the crowd with a whole lecture about “saving democracy” and climate change. š“ RAPSCO aināt buying it!
“Yāall really out here sweating in the desert, paying $1,000 for GA tickets, just to hear a 80-something-year-old man yell about taxing billionaires? BFFR.“
We get it, Bernieāyou hate Trump. But was Coachella really the place? 𤨠The crowd looked confused, bored, and low-key irritated that their Doja Cat set got interrupted by Grandpa Socialism.
šø Coachella 2025: The Biggest Scam of the Year? šļø
Letās keep it a buckāCoachella fell OFF.
- š§ $10 for water? In 100-degree heat? Thatās criminal.
- šµ Lineup mid? Besides a few bangers, most acts had the crowd on their phones.
- šø Instagram vs. Reality? Half these influencers faked their “best weekend ever” posts.
RAPSCOās verdict? Save your coins, skip the dust bowl, and watch the livestream from your AC. āļø
š“ Bernie + Gen Z = Forced Collab Nobody Asked For š
The most awkward part? Bernie was surrounded by teens like he was about to drop a TikTok challenge. š·
“Sir, this is a music festival, not a college town rally. Take the bumper sticker speeches somewhere else.”
RAPSCO stands firm: Keep politics off the stage unless itās Kanye ranting (and even then⦠eh).
š® Final Take: Coachella Needs a Rebrand, Bernie Needs a Nap š
At this point, Coachella is just Fyre Fest with better PR. And Bernie? Sweetie, we love the hustle, but Gen Z aināt tryna hear it between Lana Del Rey and ice-cold $20 lemonades.
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